41 Reasons Why Computer Is Better Than Woman
A computer can wait forever for you. A computer doesn’t compare you with it’s past users. A computer doesn’t get calls from it’s past users while you’re logged in. A Computers do everything you tell...
View ArticleDesire To Become Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that...
View ArticleIf Restaurants Worked Like Microsoft
Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There’s a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time....
View ArticleDon’t Look At The Light
Customer: “My mouse doesn’t work any more.” Tech Support: “Is it an optical or ball mouse?” Customer: “Huh?” Tech Support: “Does it have a ball or light?” Customer: “It has an light on top.” Tech...
View ArticleTech Support
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.” “What sort of trouble?” “Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.” “Went away?”...
View ArticleIf Microsoft Made Cars
1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for...
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